Everyday as I scope the internet instead of interacting with real people, I see a bunch of randos spewing useless blather. And one day I thought to myself, well heck, I'm a rando who can spew useless blather! Why let these plebeians take all the glory?
And thus, a blog was born.
Now, I realize that I might be a bit slow on the uptake here. The "big thing" nowadays seems to be vlogging. But I've got more of a face for radio (or in this case, written blogs), if you know what I mean. In addition, I rather enjoy adopting trends far after the mainstream populace has abandoned them. I'm like the opposite of a hipster. Plus, then I can say that I'm doing it "ironically." I enjoy this. ("This" of course refers to "using the term 'ironic' incorrectly.")
Honestly, I'm blogging for my own benefit more so than anyone else's. Really I'm using this to serve as a time capsule that I can look back on years from now and realize what a fool I was and/or still am. And let's be honest, blogging is just a lot less effort than scrap booking. Ain't nobody got time for that. And only prepubescents have diaries. (Slash I'm actually just too lazy to physically write anything. My life has reached a very sad point.)
And I absolutely refuse to get a Tumblr. No matter how sad my life may be.
So here we are. My intention for this blog is that it will serve as a soapbox where I can expatiate upon my random musings, curmudgeonly complaints, and embarrassing moments (of which there are plenty) to a nonexistent audience. So please keep your hands and feet in the vehicle at all times, because things are about to get wild.
And by that, I mean I hope I remember this blog exists a week from now.
